Man, for being the only store around here, this place seems to have everything. Even has jigsaw puzzles! It's been a really long time since I've done one of these. Now if I could just decide one which one I wanted...

[You can hear puzzle pieces shifting in the background as he tries to decide on one of two puzzles.]...What the hell, I'll get both ( Read more... )

Holy shit, it's like motherfucking Shaun of the Dead in here!

[Somebody is past the "freak the fuck out" stage of meeting his housekeeper, clearly.]

Guys. Poll. Should I call my zombie Simon or Pegg?

Ishouldn'teven---Does anyone know how to hotwire a boat?

DISCOTHEQUE

Straight up, Bell Pointe! You've got me down, the way you keep shutting yourselves in. Floods? Man, that ain't nothing but an inconvenience. You let nature stop you, never gonna get anything done. We can't just wait for perfect weather ( Read more... )

In chat wonderful people Lady, escapedpandora Hope, and Mr. Ashford make suggestion we travel to lighthouse on beach. One thing lead to other things, and so here I make blog post for the easy reading.

To anyone who is wishing to travel to lighthouse tomorrow at noon, please post here with name and skills/abilities for the planning.  EDIT 2: Are ( Read more... )

a/s/l?

This is fucking ridiculous.

[ He's staring at the phone as if he's never seen one before in his life and, from far off, his voice can be heard, full of bewilderment: ]

What the hell?

[ He has it to his ear now, so, lucky for you, his voice will be much louder. ]

Hello? Is this thing on? [ he pauses and waits for a few moments before, like any normal person would, raises his ( Read more... )

just testing!

since calling everyone isn't the best option... is everyone alive and okay?

Oh, hey, awesome. Have a party!

Nice to know that I had to make a choice to sit that out or waste ammunition. Or try and whip up something explosive at the last minute.

Guess what? If you're not capable of lending a hand in chaos? Don't bother. You may think you're helping, but you are not.